Laws Newton forgot to mention

There are laws in life that are inevitable. No matter how you tried to explain it logically, it will always occur the other way around.

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Newton's Law of Valentine

Anyone who went to school and took physics classes should know Isaac Newton, or at least his famous Newton's Law. This is the law that tell us about inertia, force, mass and acceleration and many others. But enough physics, it's Valentine and let see what Newton has in store for this day.




First Law Of Love (Newton's First Law):


" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. "







Second Law Of Love (Newton's Second Law):


" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "




Third Law Of Love (Newton's Third Law):


" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While SLAPPING...




Lastly, Universal Law of Love (Universal Law of Energy):


" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

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