Mother's Day is coming. No matter what kind a mother you have, without her you won't be reading this blog or doing anything you're doing now. You would never be in this world without a mother. Tell your mother that you love and appreciate her, and share the laughter with her, when you (i hope) are laughing reading these:
(for all the mothers out there, you rock!!!)
1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown
2. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger
3. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
4. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland
6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries
8. "It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller
9. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~ Oscar Wilde
10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan
11. "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammeus.
12. "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~ Author Unknown
13. "Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." ~ LisaAlther
14. "My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay." ~ KareemAbdul-Jabbar
15. "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain
16. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett
via MomScape.com
by the way, my mum is amazing :D
so here's a bonus video (not funny but really good)
(for all the mothers out there, you rock!!!)
1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown
2. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger
3. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
4. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland
6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries
8. "It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller
9. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~ Oscar Wilde
10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan
11. "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammeus.
12. "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~ Author Unknown
13. "Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." ~ LisaAlther
14. "My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay." ~ KareemAbdul-Jabbar
15. "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain
16. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett
via MomScape.com
by the way, my mum is amazing :D
so here's a bonus video (not funny but really good)
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