Read this short list and if you can relate any of them back to yourself, you should really start learning to be a little bit wiser... these are the symptoms of ID-ten-T syndrome.
You are not so bright if you...
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Put lipstick on your forhead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
Get stabbed in a shoot-out.
Send a fax with a stamp on it.
Were on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Try to drown a fish.
If someone gave you a penny for your intelligence, they'd get change.
Think socialism means partying.
Trip over a cordless phone.
Take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put Sagittarius."
Take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Study for a blood test and fails.
Invent a solar powered flashlight.
Sell the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
Miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 bus twice instead.
On the way to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", you turned around and went home.
By the way, what is ID-ten-T syndrome? If you really can't figure that out, it's likely that you're already carrying it.
You are not so bright if you...
By the way, what is ID-ten-T syndrome? If you really can't figure that out, it's likely that you're already carrying it.
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