Showing posts with label pond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pond. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Office pranks

You might have come across pictures or videos on office pranks. It's amazing to think how far people would go to make their workplace a fun place. I've seen (not in the real world with my own eyes, but well...) people filling up the cubicle with Styrofoams, wrapping everything including chairs and PCs with newspapers, putting flowers, sticking memos etc. and when i thought I've seen them all, I came across this video. This is the extent that everyone must be able to reach to be called ultimate pranksters...

watch the video from bofunk.com:

Woodcutter and Axe - Another Story

Ever heard or read the story about the woodcutter who lost his axe in the river? You know, the one where a fairy came out from the river and offered him golden and silver axe, and by his honesty, he got all of them in the end? yes, that's what I'm talking about. but this is quite the same story with some twist.



Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs
on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He
used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in
the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the
woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Fairy.

The River Fairy wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of
rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the
river.

As usual, the Fairy wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box
and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Fairy's lack of
computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Fairy was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all
three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,
"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before
bringing up my own ?"


The River Fairy, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid
donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!"
. So saying, she disappeared with
the Pentium!!


Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better keep
your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth
and remove all doubt . . .