Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Star Wars Quotes

Top 10 Quotes from 3 old Star Wars movies.... May the Laughter Be with YOU!




TOP 10 LINES FROM STAR WARS

10) "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8) "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7) "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5) "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4) "Sorry about the mess..."
3) "Look at the size of that thing!"
2) "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1) "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 




TOP 10 LINES FROM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
10) "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9) "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8) "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7) "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6) "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5) Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4) "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3) "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2) "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1) "Control, control! You must learn control!" 




TOP 10 LINES FROM RETURN OF THE JEDI
10) "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9) "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8) "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7) "I never knew I had it in me."
6) "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5) "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4) "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
3) "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
2) "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."
1) "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

Monday, May 03, 2010

Iron Man 2 - Dr Pepper Funny Commercial

If you ask me, I'll be tempted to ask for the iron suit too...

Nightmare on Elm Street

Look what happened when The Schmoes ventured into the suburbs and took a wrong turn onto Elm Street

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Harry Potter Quotes

Harry Potter & Co do make jokes....


  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
    Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
    2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
    1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
    2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
    1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
    Percy: Oh, shut up!
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)
    Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax.
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    (in the Devil's Snare)
    Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
    Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Harry: So light a fire!
    Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
    Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
    George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?
    Harry: Yeah, reckon so
    Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered)
    Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
    Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
    Class: Riddikulus!
    Professor Lupin: And again!
    Class: Riddikulus!
    Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
    Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
    Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let you sleep in my bed!
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    Ron: Don't talk to me.
    Hermione: Why not?
    Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
    Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
    Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
    Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
    Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice.
    Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats.
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.
  • Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
    Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
    Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
    Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
    Enid Smeek : She's nutty as squirrel poo.
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
    Auntie Muriel : You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

How To Train Your Dragon

A hapless young Viking who aspires to hunt dragons becomes the unlikely owner of a young dragon himself, and learns there may be more to the creatures than he assumed.


Okay, it's not a funny silly hilarious candid clip. It's a trailer. But the book is funny, so is the movie... so, i put the trailer here nevertheless


Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Indian Movieeeeeeee!!!!!

Have you seen any Indian movie before? Hindi or Tamil, it doesn't matter, it always have one common element. The hero is so tough he won't die easily. No matter how hard or how many bullets had pierced his body, he will always managed to survive and finish the job he intended to do before he drop dead (that's if he died at the end of the movie, normally the Indian movie hero won't). If you still can't get my point here, look at the picture below and you'll know what I'm talking about

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Unbelievable? Believe it!!!