Here's some quotes I found (on the net, of course)... Enjoy!
If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laziness is our biggest enemy.We should learn to love our enemies!
If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laziness is our biggest enemy.We should learn to love our enemies!
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this site is too dark...I could not see anything....he..he..salam ...
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